The Floppy Ears Syndrome

I don't know if any of you are aware of this, but for the first few weeks of a Chis life, our ears are as floppy as a wet spaghetti noodle. Personally I feel it's a very unbecoming look, as Chis are known for their ears that sit ever so proudly atop their head. Alas, sometimes our ears take a vacation from standing straight up and leave us embarrassed and ashamed with a condition we Chis like to call Earus Flopius, or as most of us call it, the Floppy Ears Syndrome. Observe:

Notice here how I am suffering from a case of Earus Flopius in only one of my ears, while the other goes unaffected. This can sometimes happen.

A severe case of Floppy Ears Syndrome. I am so ashamed!