Why We Don't Do Mornings

We love to sleep in. Who wants to wake up early when you are warm and snug as a bug in bed? I guess maybe to go potty, or to have breakfast, but that's okay... we'll pass so we can sleep some more. Our VIH wakes up early in the morning, and at first we used to wake up with her. But once we discovered the gloriousness that is sleeping in, waking up early went right out the window. Observe:

Oh God, what time is it???

VIH, get that flash out of here, can't you see that I am sleeping?

Don't mind me, I am just trying to SLEEP IN!!!