VIH, Why must you do this to us?

We all know our VIH loves us. She showers us with constant kisses, hugs, belly rubs, scratches, treats and love. We always get new toys and sleep in bed with her at night where it is soft and very warm. We have each other during the day when she is gone, and when she comes home she does her very best to give us lots of attention to make up for it. We always have fresh water and kibble, and a few times a week we even get that kibble mixed with rice or cheese or meat. We know we are very lucky pups, and we love our VIH very much. We just want to know one thing...

WHY must you stick that camera thing smack in our faces and make the light flash right when we are trying to rest?