So, my VIH (Very Important Human) puts this weird thing on me whenever it gets cold out. I have no clue what it is, but my VIH goes on and on about how cute I look, and don't I like my new coat. I swear these humans have names for everything. This dumb thing makes me walk like a Frankenstein monster, but I'm starting to get the hang of it, since I have no choice in the matter. I do look pretty hot in it though. Check me out...