Someone needs my help! The Black Wonder to the rescue!
No situation too scary, I will do anything to make sure justice is served!
Braving the darkest of waters, intelligence and skill are my companions.
AT LAST!!! Fear not, I will save you, for I am THE BLACK WONDER!!!
(Even though I just went through all that to save a bottle of shampoo. When you are a chihuahua you have to start small, okay?)