Peanut Butter, Creamy Goodness

I don't know who came up with this stuff humans call peanut butter, but boy is it good! And what's great about it is that it lasts and lasts and lasts as long as my little tongue can keep licking. I should be careful though, I can see myself getting addicted to it if I am not careful. One day you'll find me in the back of a dirty alley, passed out face deep in an empty jar of peanut butter.

Addiction is a terrible, terrible thing.