Once you pop, you can't stop...

I love this thing called bubble gum. I don't really like the gum itself, per say, but I LOVE the bubbles it makes when my humans chew it. It's like destroying perfection in a world full of chaos... there's this perfectly round, shiny bubble, and I am in total control over its life or death. As a chihuahua we take simple things and give them extremely deep meanings in order to create meaning in our lives. Paging Dr. Freud!!!

Bubble... so shiny... so smooth... so pretty... I will destroy you now!